Made out with some random "plus sized" young lady. She let me kiss her boobies. It was like I was 6 months old again.
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
Thanks for gettin' me home, killa. Have no IDEA how I woke up pants-less on the bathroom floor at 4a.m. You're like a big, angry guardian angel.
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Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
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I am one with the molecules
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
He has the fingertips of a God
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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