Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
I just saw a midget ride by on a scooter...wearing a bowtie and a helmet. My life is complete.
Just saw a man being put through a dui test on the side of the road... it was noon and he was on a bicycle. God bless texas.
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bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
My dad found me naked curled up under a towel on the couch with a fucking tub of butter and a spoon. Ambien Mondays are dead
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Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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