My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
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wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
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Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
I'm not going to waste the next hour of my life writing a diplomatic email explaining that she's bitch. I have Parks and Rec to watch.
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
THERE HAS BEEN GRANDTHEFT IN THE HOUSE. SOMEONE STOLE THE BABYWIPES AND YOU NEED TO BUY MORE BEFORE WE LET YOU IN. oh and you have to take two shots before we'll let you in. with no chaser.
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