he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
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Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
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I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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