My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
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Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
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I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
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