Guess what? I had way too much to drink today. I'm properly wasted. Doing chores and playing video games while drunk. It's the nexus of stupidity and responsibility.
Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
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Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
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I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
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