i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
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I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
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I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
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