One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
I just mistook a monk for someone with the newest colored snuggie.
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
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They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
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He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
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