Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
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I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
I just sent him 3 long ass texts about how to tell a girl how he feels. I should get a fucking friend zone medal.
I will make you one.
Good. It needs "forever alone" engraved on it
I deserve to be covered in dicks
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this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
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