im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
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She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
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I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
I wrote a pretty good eulogy, too. Motherfucker pastor had no sense of comedic timing.
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
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