I heard some girl say 'yeah he mustve been so drunk he kept mumbling and repeating himself'
And I thought
Fuck I do that shit every weekend
I am dying of drunk and no thats not a typo.
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
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The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
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As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
Randomize