My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
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I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
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Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
You weren't singing into a microphone in front of an audience. You were screaming into your fist in the check-out aisle in Walmart.
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
Either my boss has an enormous dick or he’s hiding a can of tennis balls in his bike shorts
Maybe I will go to the company picnic
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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