I just got hit in the face by an old lady love handle.
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
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There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
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Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
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