I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
His hands were made for my vagina.
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In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
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You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
Why would you get kicked out?
Well, an overweight man is currently not wearing a shirt. Or pants. And is getting in touch with his inner Chippendale. You can probably fill in the blanks.
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
Y'all let us switch shirts in the middle of 200 people....why did you let me get this drunk by noon?
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