i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
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Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
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She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
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