Well douche your snatch and let's go!
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
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just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
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Still dying that you shit outside
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
You know you're drunk when you have to be picked up out of a bathtub.
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
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