just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
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How external is "for external use only"?
I got written up at work for smelling like sex and vodka. Still not sure how they put that into professional terms.
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
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A stranger came up to me, pointed at my drink and asked what it tasted like and proceeded to chug half of it and then walked away.
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
Um that's okay I got up on the table at IHOP and terrorized the entire restaurant for a phone charger after I stole the whip cream from the kitchen and started eating it out the can
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
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