i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
worst night to have a conscience
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
the black eye was caused by a 12 year old girl in a vampire costume who punched you in the face after you aggresively screamed "TEAM JACOB!" in her face & howled at the moon...
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there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
That's just a really flattering way of saying, "Yes, you're useless, but you have great tits."
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
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She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
My roommate taped his phone to the ceiling fan to simulate walking so he could hatch Pokémon. Lazy people will always find a way.
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
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