We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
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How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
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Glass of stolen champagne in a to go cup = tastiest hangover cure ever
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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