Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
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no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
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And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
That’s quite a spread
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