Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
Shes in the fridge organizing my beer collection. I love having a girlfriend with OCD
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
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i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
anyone who texts me today gets a complimentary picture of my mangled foot. starting with you.
ewwwww wtf when you left last night you were fine?
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
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Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
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