I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
that thing about your dad's boner was meant to be a compliment
Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
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I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
We ended up at an Asian frat. I made out with two Mexicans at the same time and I pulled a muscle in my leg from twerking too low. Diversity.
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I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
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