Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
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And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
Shout out to my liver for being the true MVP. It easily put in more work than LeBron or Curry this week.
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I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
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