just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
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I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
His daughter is our waitress. I left her a ten dollar 'I'm sorry I'm a whore and fucked your dad' tip...
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He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
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