I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
Randomize