I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
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at this point every shot is just a haymaker to my liver
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
You're such an expert partier. I feel like 22-year-old recent graduates should have to intern with you.
I'm a pro at the other 9-5
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I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
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