Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
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Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
I made a list on my phone of places I want to fuck, it's right under my list of groceries I'm getting a little too used to regular sex but dude monogamy is the shit
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
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Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
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