got weed?
I'm really tired of you accidentally texting me when your doing illegal things. I'm taking away your phone.
sorry mom...
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
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First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
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How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
Nothing like sitting at your midterm pissed at yourself because you put your graphing calculator batteries in your vibrator and forgot to put them back in before the exam 😑
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
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