and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
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I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
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Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
I just figured out the time exactly by how many shots and beers that I've had since this morning. I either have a terrible problem, or a great solution.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
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