I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
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She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
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Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
"Nobody needs to know that I have a vibrating butt plug and nobody needs to know that I'm probably gonna start wearing it at work"
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
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