he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
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I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
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i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
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