You're completely useless in the revolution.
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
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I got a handjob from a sober married woman in a parking lot in the middle of the day, yet you still cant manage to get laid by a drunk single slut at the bar at 1am. Wtf
Just faked two orgasms bc I had too much wine and remembered mid sex that I bought doritos yesterday.
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
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I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
I walked into a McDonalds at 8:30 am with a half-eaten apple and a solo cup. Never felt so judged.
It's gameday bitch. Man up.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
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