She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
I just did the math. It is, in fact, cheaper to go out drinking every weekend than it would be for me to pay for a legitimate therapist. What are you doing next Friday night?
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
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I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
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I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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