Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
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So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
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Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
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