I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
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did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
He asked me if I wanted to play "Edouard Mandevan," turns out that's French for Edward Winehands
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Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
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