I'll write directions out on a napkin and slip it to him. Then say P.S. The UTI is gone.... that's not creepy at all right?
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
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I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
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I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
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