alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
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sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
Oh god our sink is a cavalcade of horrors. Brb sacrificing a goat and putting everything in the dishwasher forever
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
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Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
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