You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
The lady at the touchless car wash just gave me the look of death. How do I say, "sorry it's not my puke" in Spanish?
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
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Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
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I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
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