Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
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yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
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And my parents said I crawled through the house
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
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