I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
I was drunk at peters. now im drunk at my apartment. and hungry. but mcdonalds is broken. wtf
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
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How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
So much Jack, so little girl.
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I never thought that at some point in my life I would end up in the back of a cop car dressed as Pumba #HakunaMatata
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
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