I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
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I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
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he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
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