U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
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There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
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I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
Became friends with a girl at work today until I realized we have the same taste in men. And I thought only I liked red-bearded fat men
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
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