Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
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You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
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What kind of present accurately says to my male suitemate "I'm sorry that I accidentally flashed you my vagina while I was super drunk"?
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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