Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
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she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.
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Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
His gf just liked my changed relationship status. She's gonna shit bricks when she finds out he left her for me. Bless her little heart.
That tingly feeling you're experiencing in your lady parts is my mustache. All the ladies of America are waking up feeling the same thing. You're welcome.
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.
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