what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I was eating out this girl yesterday and when I finished, she asked me if I wanted to take any home with me. She was serious, dude!
What does that even mean?
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
can you take me to a tanning bed
sure, why though?
i have to go once so i can blame these herpes on the tanning bed and she won't get suspicious
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I woke up hungover and reached for a glass of water only to realize too late that it was vodka sprite with my splooge in it.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
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I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
A dude just looked at me like my drunk swaying was corrupting his progeny DUDE YOUR KID HAS A MULLET YOU'VE ALREADY RUINED HIM
I'd give anything to be driving a pirate ship wearing nothing but a coconut bra and a grass skirt eating a pizza and watching dolphins jump in the waves. Dreams ya gotta have dreams
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