She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
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After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
what's the proper way to say, "I'm sorry for puking on you and your bed mid hook up then going downstairs and fucking your roommate because you locked me out of your room completely naked...?"
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He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
My boss's toddler just went through my bag and found your vibrator...you owe me a drink.
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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