I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
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I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
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What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
And, by “make you dinner” I mean “have lots of sex and multiple orgasms.” So you should probably eat something and before you come over
And hydrate too
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