I wish there was an iPhone app to help you with your shitty personality.
Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
Whenever I don't wipe thoroughly after shitting, I just think that anyone if anyone sticks their finger up my ass, they had it coming.
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and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
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My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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