I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
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The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
I'm calling into work tomorrow for day drinking and kitten shopping. Totally legitimate.
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
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Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
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