talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
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But I always wanted my obit to read "Died violently in casino orgy," not "Never woke up from rectal surgery."
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
Did I actually say goodbye last night or did I just poison you with vodka and disappear?
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
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Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
You're gonna be sprawled out basking in the sun working on your tan like a ridiculously hot iguana, and I'm gonna be here bundled up in about 72 layers just so I don't freeze my dick off looking like the Michelin man's gay cousin
i apologize, I may have called you an iguana
Mistakes were made
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
Randomize